👉 UFC 320, my friend, is like the cosmic version of a "cheap imitation" - a satellite dish that's so ridiculously bad it's practically a joke about how we've all lost our way in space (or at least, our understanding of satellite technology). It's basically a glorified cardboard box with a bunch of wires and a broken antenna, claiming to be a 320-inch dish for the price of a cereal box.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "The UFC 320, after being passed around like a bad joke, finally launched into orbit and started broadcasting 'Dance With Dinosaurs' every Tuesday night."